The Best Way to End a Relationship in Three Days

Depression to infatuation within seconds:

• You see if you can be depressed about someone dumping you but then quickly move on to another person without knowing them then you have a problem. Most likely the sad misgiving of infatuation which is sometimes defined as "true love".

• Romeo was dispirited because Rosaline his true love in reality never cared about him in the first place. He couldn't do anything because he was so heartbroken. But then, BOOM, he sees Juliet, meets her and asks for her hand in marriage. Is that not rash or what?! Movin' on a bit too fast there, mate...

Blame is a terrible thing: 

• If you kill someone out of rage and furious revenge because they killed your best friend, it’s best not to blame your fiancé. If you blame her/him then you're probably not going to have a fiancé much longer. 

• Romeo killed his best friend’s murderer and then moved on to blame Juliet for "softening" his heart. Oh, how I wish Juliet was at the scene...

Selfishness in a proposal:

• If you were promised to another man and most definitely don't want to marry him, please, don't go and marry some other knuckle head you don't know. That's completely and utterly weird and selfish. Just tell your parents, or the dude. Might work out a bit better. 

• Juliet was promised to a man named Paris and had no desire to marry him. So, in her need to escape it somehow she decided, oh, I'll marry Romeo! Wow, best idea ever, Juliet... 

Let’s run away together:

• Let’s say your boyfriend was banished for murdering your cousin. What would you do? Please don't tell me that you're going to take a sleeping potion that acts as if your dead and then run away with him. That would be really depressing. Not to mention quite insane. Why would you want to run away with a boy who killed one of your family members?! 

• Juliet, for some odd reason, decided nothing was more important than Romeo and running away with him. So, her solution was to take a sleeping draught and when she woke up they would run off into the sunset. I personally think that's weird and would not want to run away with the murderer of my cousin... 

And dead:

• Don't commit suicide if your lover was supposedly dead. You might later find out that she was just SLEEPING peacefully waiting for you! And if they are dead still don't kill yourself! You have the chance to move on and start a new life. Besides would your significant other really want you to die?

• Romeo, oh stupid Romeo, killed himself because Juliet looked as if she was dead. Which then lead to Juliet killing herself. Only if he would have waited a few more minutes to see her arise, alive yet again. But no the only thing that popped into Romeo's mind was "Juliet's dead, hmm, guess I should kill myself now..." Don't do that. Don't be stupid. 

Let me remind you, these five things are what not to do in a relationship. So, please, for the love of crispy chicken, DO NOT do any of these things.